I Am Not A Fed Tee | sarcastic self-image humor, anxiety humor

Monochrome, text-led tee that uses deadpan humor and minimalist layout to channel sarcastic self-image vibes. The straightforward sans headline reads like a quiet status update, paired with a small emblem-style sketch beneath for visual punctuation. Designed for readers of dry, confessional humor who favor low-key, readable designs that work as everyday wear and social shorthand. Product features - 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001), lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² - With side seams for improved shape retention - Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape to prevent stretching - Sleeve and neck label printing: DTF or DTG methods ensure crisp, detailed text - Tear-away label; REACH certified; adult sizing; blank product sourced from Honduras Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean