I Am Not A Fed Candle, Soy Candle | Sarcastic Introvert, Anxiety Humor

A minimalist, text-first scented soy candle that uses deadpan self-image humor to read like a personal status update. The label features a bold, condensed sans headline and a tiny illustrative accent beneath, delivering a sharp, monochrome look that fits the ‘sarcastic self-image humor’ trend. Choose from 12 clean scents (including Cinnamon Vanilla, Clean Cotton, White Sage + Lavender, and Unscented) in a reusable glass jar with a long burn time for low-effort mood-setting while you recharge or retreat. Product features - 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick - Reusable glass vessel with glossy permanent adhesive label - Burning time: 50-60 hours - Compliant with ASTM safety standards - Choose from 12 different aromatic scents (including Unscented) Care instructions - Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.